(Source: gucci-flipflops)
me at the bar: i’ll have a virgin pickleback
bartender: miss but that’s just a shot of pickle brine
me:
my man quincy goofgalaxy got a tiny dick he told me himself

Just a reminder that this is Grim’s dream wife
You say that like she isn’t everyone’s.
(Source: maedhros-nelyafinwe)
the hardcore/beatdown side of Tumblr disappeared when crimewave420 left us… 😔
Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.
Let me see it
I had no clue Brenda Song & Macaualy Culkin were dating
this is genuinely like the least weird thing to happen in this year so like, good for them